George's Birthday

(sort of)

June 20, 2015

Activities

It's going to be a ridiculously full day -- there will be something for everyone. Bonus points for attending all events, but don't be afraid to punk out on ones that sound awful to you.

Dawn Patrol

(Morning)

Well, not quite dawn patrol, but we will be paddling out for a monster surf session starting at 7AM. Boards will be provided or bring your own stick for logging hours in the green room.

Volleyball

(Morning / Afternoon)

Throw on the vintage sideout visor and SPF 180 and join us the volleyball courts. Everyone and their mom will be there.

House Party

(Afternoon / Evening)

As the beach activities wind down, come ring in the evening with food, drinks, and music at George's house. Those of you who hate the beach can proceed directly to this step.

Don't just take my word that it's gonna be RAD.
Hear what 3 of the ... people who are coming have to say.

My Mom

Staples Rewards Member

George, do you have a facebook? I have a facebook now. Are you going to invite your aunts?

Barack Obama

Washington D.C. Resident

I'm trying to figure out which is a more monumental event... George's birthday party or that time I was elected president. Right now it's a toss-up.

Kim Kardashian

North West's Mom

So I totally thought I would be able to break the internet, but it wasnt until George's party invite came along that I understood how badly the internet can be broken.

Bucket List

I only have two items left on my bucket list, help me cross off one of them!

  • Throw Epic Party
  • Heli-ski in British Columbia
  • Completely fail at marriage
  • Binge watch Breaking Bad in an insanely short amount of time
  • Take a computer class
  • Learn what the different numbers of bells mean at Trader Joe's
  • Get more than 10 followers on instagram
  • Reorganize junk drawer

RSVP

In order to gauge just how incredibly amazing this shindig is going to be, I'm trying to get a semi-accurate guest list. If you are planning on coming, be sure to send me your email so you can get specific details on the locations and times. This is the only reason I will use the email address. And if you aren't planning on coming you can still participate in the extravaganza by sending me a message. That way, when future generations talk about the most epic party of all time, you can say: "I was totally involved!"